An Open Letter

Dear MIA

I love your new song "Boyz" its a lil weird but its still amazing, the video is also amazing one of the best I've seen. But I'm writing this letter because I have read a few articles on you and I find your story very interesting, that alone has made me become a fan of yours. In an interview with nylon you mention how there was a time in your childhood were you literally had nothing at all, which yes that is the case for most people even most celebrities but you had nothing in Sri Lanka. To come from a past like yours and now to be doing what your doing today i find very amazing and inspiring. All im sayin is keep up the fab work.

Kisses n shit,

JOEY

An Open Letter to Amy Winehouse

Dear Amy,

Now dont get me wrong your aaaaamazing. All the songs Ive heard of yours are great, Rehab is my personal favorite and my make-believe story of my life. But on a real serious note, you should invest in something for your teeth. I know your british n all but come on now lets be serious your famous now n people are watching.

To get to the point of this letter i think you should go to rehab, the song was catchy but its time. People are talking and its been said that you beat up a fan whil you were drunk n your doin meth n shit.......not sexy at all.

plus look at this picture I found of you!

And this one!!

LOVE,

JOEY*

An open letter to kelis

Dear Kelis,

Your amazing, and you cant do no wrong in my book , even when you wore the green wedding dress. but when i hear you and your boo nas are getting a reality show it worries me. By now we all Know the way it goes with reality cuple shows.....Happily married.... rumors of hard times....messy devorce....and in most cases a song about the week long marriage. So stop while your ahead although i luv you reality tv isnt for you ...well atleast wedding reality isnt.

cioa belle,

JOEY

p.s. i hear your gonna drop a clotheing line soon....GOOD LUCK