Thursday, April 19, 2007

THIIIIS BIIIIITCH!!!

theres this group on face book called THIIIIISS BIIIIIITCH and its the funnyst shit ive read in a minute. look it up when u get a chance.
ENJOY BITCHES

♥When u watching maury and the subject is: " mom, i'm 14 you cant stop me from having a baby"...U BE LiKE......THiiiiiSS BiiiiiiTCH!!

♥ When the hating ass hoe be by herself and dont say nothin but then when she get around alittle bit of people she wanna get realllllll amped up"...U BE LiKE......THiiiiiSS BiiiiiiTCH!!

♥When hoes stay trying to test u but u dont wanna lose ur character cuz u remember u are a lady...WE WALK AWAY & BE LiKE......THiiiiiSS BiiiiiiTCH!!

♥ You out wit ur man and u notice some skank wit her eyes all up on him knowing damn well she see u right beside him...U BE LiKE...OH NO SHE NOT!..i KNOWW SHE AiNT LOOKiN AT MYYYY MAN!......THiiiiiSS BiiiiiiTCH!!

♥When dudes start acting like chicks...U BE LiKE......THiiiiiSS NiGGA BiiiiiiTCH!!

♥When u know u fly and the haters know it 2..u walk around wit ur head held high and no doubts about ur self..the haters stand on the sidelines shaking their heads,rolling them crooked ass eyes,and giving u the ill grill wit the ugg mugg faces yall knowww under their breathe they be like......THiiiiiSS BiiiiiiTCH!!(but wouldnt dare to say it louder)

♥You got that one smart ass in ur class that SWEAR up and down they know EVERYTHING..well damn if u did u would be the professor now wouldnt u?....U BE LiKE......THiiiiiSS BiiiiiiTCH!!.....needs to shut the fuck up so i can get my education on!

♥Knowing damn well i was not payin attention to u...ur professor tries to put u on blast asking u questions...U BE LiKE......THiiiiiSS BiiiiiiTCH!!....Know damn well!

♥Get to class only to find a red slip on the door like " Class has been Cancelled for the day"...U BE LiKE......THiiiiiSS BiiiiiiTCH!!...could have definitely told us this shit yesterday...

♥ U fresh to death and its always that ONE goofy muthafucka to step on ur crispy shit...U BE LiKE......THiiiiiSS BiiiiiiTCH!!.....clumpsy as hell!

♥Got dumb drunk wit the wrong people who end up pissin u off but u be too drunk to be like......THiiiiiSS BiiiiiiTCH!!

♥ When these lil sluts be out here no respect for themselves...WE JUST LAUGH & BE LiKE......THiiiiiSS BiiiiiiTCH!!When they act up and u cant or have nothing more to say except for...THiiiiiSS BiiiiiiTCH!!

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